Microsoft Tries/Threatens to Kill Linux (again).

Microsoft is trying to kill Linux. Which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. But get this:


""I would not anticipate that we make a huge additional revenue stream from our Novell deal, but I do think it clearly establishes that open source is not free"


Well, I think that sums it up pretty well (link via slashdot too). So much for embracing new technologies (now what kind of software company would want to do that?). Instead, maybe they should litigate for its Intellectual Propery and try to leech more "revenue streams" from other companies instead of increasing value to the end user (and customer loyalty and more sales). Most of which I doubt they really have in the first place, or is just a complete load of bullshit. Sure Microsoft could sue if it's IP is actually contained in Linux, but that might not be such a great idea[1]. Keep in mind this is not the first time Microsoft has tried to kill Linux. Just when we thought everything was supposed to be getting better, it turns out Microsoft went back on its word. And when they're not trying to actually kill Linux, they're doing whatever they can to make life more painful and more expensive for existing Linux users. THEN they have the nerve to brag about the fact that "third parties" think Windows costs less to run? Please. It's not going to work. Not forever anyway. Microsoft: it may be a long way off, but your days are numbered. Ballmer: same to you, except for the "long way off" part.



[1] If Microsoft actually does manage to win for suing over this patent, I would probably cry. Not specifically because of Microsoft being evil, but more because it's symptomatic of a massive failure of the USPTO. Then again, it really wouldn't surprise me.

SketchUp Tutorials Added

I'm posting some of my previous work in SketchUP onto Youtube. I recorded eight tutorials to help students at Lehigh University learn basic CAD skills required for Civil Engineering and Architecture.

I just uploaded these videos to Youtube. This project is still in 'Beta' phase. As of time of writing, Youtube has not finished processing all of these, so some of them don't work. I have not checked them for logistics errors either (blurriness, sound too loud/quiet, etc). Leave comments about any problems are email me bplennon at gmail.

T01 - Manufacturer Intro

T02a - Drawing in 3-D - Part1of2
T02b - Drawing in 3-D - Part2of2

T03 - Axes and Inferences

T04 - Drawing a Simple House

T05a - Using the Move Command
T05b - Moving Lines and Vertices
T05c - Creating Useful Objects with MOVE

T06 - Viewing Your Model

T07 - Measurements and Construction Lines

T08a - Overhanging Roof Part1of2
T08b - Overhanging Roof Part2of2


T09a - Exact Dimensions Part1of3
T09b - Exact Dimensions Part2of3
T09c - Exact Dimensions Part3of3

Big Fat Model is a Big Fat Hypocrite

Here's a quick summary: some girl (let's just call her "Fatgirlfriend") is complaining that her good-for-nothing boyfriend (we'll call him "Douchebag") is playing World of Warcraft so much that he's neglecting his duties as a father and a boyfriend. In all fairness to him, he has a steady job, and the game IS really cool. But, she's right. You can watch Part 1 and Part 2 via youtube if you haven't seen it.
Rather than seeking help from other friends and family about the issue, she decides to go onto a talk show to prove her point. Only problem is, she picked the wrong one [1]. I think I liked the old Tyra better. Anyway, I've done a decently thorough job of picking the show apart. Read on.


Tyra asks Fatgirlfriend about how being neglected makes her feel.
tyra: "But, but, he's doing this with a video game. Something that's just a computer. It's not real."
I would like to quote South Park on this one:
Stan: "I AM socializing artard. I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak"
Tyra: "...I'm not a artard".


Next, they seem to be mixing up their facts a bit. I don't mean to nitpick, but it's mentioned that Douchebag left while Fatgirlfriend was in labor with their child. To play the game for several hours, of course.

After this, they seem to get a bit mixed up.
Dr. Gary: "Why would he miss the most important part of his life?"
Although his girlfriend clearly said: "And then came back to the hospital before I gave birth"
...Personally, I would say the most important moment is when the baby is actually born, rather than the (up to two days) when the woman is in labor. Douchebag was able to sign off for a few minutes to see his baby being born (borne?).
Don't worry, it gets better.

Fatgirlfriend: "I gained a little bit of weight after I had our daughter, and that's when it kind of started.
tyra: "I hate that, because women always say that it's the weight and it's us, but that's not what it's about."

I had so many bullshit detectors going off at this point I almost fell out of my chair. Let's start with the easy one. "a little bit of weight"? A "LITTLE BIT"!? I can only imagine how difficult it must be to be thin during child birth, but you've gotta be kidding me. Well, why don't you judge for yourself:


But I'll let that one go for now. What really pissed me off in all that, was
the nerve of tyra, of all people, to claim that being fat doesn't matter. Nevermind the fact that this is coming from a woman who made a multimillion dollar career out of more or less being skinny and hot. But what she says goes against everything she's stood for. In fact, I think she an entire episode of her show devoted to showing how differently fat people are treated.
Of course, it wouldn't quite be fair to rip on tyra and Fatgirlfriend without giving
Douchebag a rip. "Oooohhh look at me, I'm scared to raise my kid because I have a 'syndrome' (he actually said he had a syndrome of sorts)! Do something doctor!" Shut up. Nobody wants to hear about it. At least admit that you're a moron and you need help and quit pretending it's a disease or syndrome that's not your fault.
I got a solution: how about we all try to MEET EACH OTHER HALFWAY. You know, COMPROMISE. So instead of this crappy ending:

Fatgirlfriend: You need to quit playing computer games
Douchebag: oh, ok fine.
tyra: High five!


We can have this:

Fatgirlfriend: You're a father now. Why don't you step up to your responsiblity and kick your destructive habits, and I'll put in some extra effort too?
Douchebag: I know! You stop being such a fatass, I'll stop being such a deadbeat! Then maybe I can address my real emotional issues rather than blaming it on Warcraft.
tyra: GREAT IDEA! And I'll ask the network to cancel my crappy show until I can construct an argument properly!

A great solution, if I do say so myself. The poor kid will actually have a father,
Douchebag will realize that spending time with family will be enjoyable, Fatgirlfriend will save thousands of dollars of treatment from premature heart disease, and best of all: I won't have to have my RSS feeds clogged up with tyra's blathering drivel. It's a win/win situation, and I think it will make EVERYONE happy!


[1] Words cannot express how badly I would have wanted to see this on the Springer show. Some guy would make a crude comment about Fatgirlfriend's weight, then Douchebag would get in-character and pick a fight, trying to cast spells on the guy. Ah the possibilities.